Intelligent Drift

While I was out for a walk in my town today, and I was looking around at the trees and the clouds and how everything is arranged for us by the Lord, it hit me. The positions of the continents could not be the result of a "random" process. It's nonsense to believe a random process could have given the proper results. The continents would all have ended up in different positions instead of in the right place. Antarctica could have ended up with forests! Half of North America could have been covered in glaciers that ended up leaving their scars all over the landscape. Imagine!

So-called secular scientists have an agenda and have been pushing their revisionist history of "plate tectonics" on our kids for years. This is just one more example of their attempt to turn America into an even more immoral place. There couldn't be a more obvious link than the one between the theory of plate tectonics and homosexuality! But clearly the continents could only have arrived in their correct positions by an intelligent guiding force. And what could this force be? In Genesis 11:8, clearly it's not just the people, but the lands which are being scattered after the fall of the Tower of Babel. Of course, Muslims quote a bunch of fairy tales from their "Qu'ran" to explain this, but we know the real story. And to suggest otherwise would erode the foundations of morality, which must be the real agenda of the plate tectonics fringe element that's currently invading America's Earth science classrooms. If the shape of the world were really random, there would be no reason not to murder people just because you feel like it. Think about it!